Violence Solves Everything

Okay, okay, maybe not everything, but one could argue violence does solve a lot.  For instance, if we had a problem with China, and we stated nuking them, and they started nuking up, eventually one of us would be dead.  And then the problem would be resolved.

Wait, that’s not what I meant.

In technology, I have found violence solves an amazing range of issues.  This is because, even though they are small, most technological gadgets have mechanical and moving parts in them.  I have, more than once too, fixed an iPod by slamming it on a table.  If it doesn’t work the first time, I’ll hit it against the table again.  Generally by time 3 or 4 it starts working again.  Of course, there are a few different circumstances in which this works better or worse, but for the most part, violence works.

And another time too.  I was driving in the car and I decided to start listening to music.  There was a weird fuzzy noise coming from one of the head pieces.  It was definitely not the music either, so I decided to hit it on the windows.  Fuzzy noise solved!  Apparently something was not lined up properly in the speaker.

So now you know, if something is wrong, hitting it may just help.  I don’t advise you taking this theory further than technology though, your friends may not appreciate it.


~ by wayfarer247 on July 4, 2009.

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